A.K.A. “The Yellow Submarine Crash-Lands on Gaudi’s Beach House in ‘Brazil’ (the Movie).”

Gaudi Submarine bathroom at Granny’s Empire of Art

From Granny’s Empire of Art. Photo by Anthony Lindsey.



I have a goatee on my chin,
It makes me look sagacious.
People know that when I speak
My words won't be fallacious.

Much easier than reading books
Or growing self-aware,
Is setting razor blade aside
And sprouting hoary hair.

Philosophers in years to come
Will seek the truth within;
But I can fake it easily
With whiskers on my chin.

— S.E.A.